Obsada:

• Michael Riley Clive Walton
• Stephen Rappaport Marvin Handleman
• Tamara Mello Dial S Woman
• Ashlie Rhey Nude Ninja
• Monique Parent Nude Ninja
• Lisa Comshaw Nude Ninja
• Jensung Jensung Wilhelm / Jimmi Lee
• Daniel Tisman Chip Greenfield
• Tino Orsini Waiter / Writer
• Jason Edwards Peter Carbone / P.D.
• Peter Macdissi Jordan Sales Rep.
• Nathalie Canessa-White Girl #1
• Renée Felix Girl #2
• Darlene Waye Girl #3
• Christy Taylor Eve
• Damara Reilly Charlie Rose
• Susan Rejba Jennifer / Wardrobe
• Robert Berrett Man #1
• Mansell Rivers-Bland Man #2
• Simon S. Williams Auditioner #1
• Stuart Weiss Auditioner #2
• Gary Rubenstein Auditioner #3
• Judith Southard Williams Auditioner #4
• Richard Lintz Auditioner #5
• Dawn Gray Auditioner #6
• Louise Martin Auditioner #7
• Don Niam Auditioner #8
• Stephen Lofaro Auditioner #9
• Jules Mandel Auditioner #10
• Michael Ben-Edward Auditioner #11
• Anna B. Choi Claudia
• R.C. Bates God
• Michael Saad Armond / D.P.
• Leonardo Millán Lewis / Makeup
• Bridget Morrow Stephanie / Hair Stylist
• Jo Jo Liebler Brad / Location
• Michael Hitchcock Bob / A.D.
• Vince Jordan David / P.A.
• Ted Michaels Brian / P.A.
• Vinny Montello Scooter / Grip
• Andrew Simmons Adam
• Arthur Scott Snake Trainer
• Louis Lombardi Teamster
• Frank Medrano Teamster
• Roger Eschbacher Russell / Craft Service
• Josh Trossman Ray / Jesus
• John Platt Disciple #1
• Jeff Blum Disciple #2
• Kim Malco Disciple #3
• Stuart Chapin Disciple #4
• Don Carlson Disciple #5
• Pinky Shapiro Disciple #6
• Arabaadjian 'Astor' Antranik Disciple #7
• Kane Wilkhaan Disciple #8
• Victoria Lane Helen / Script Supervisor
• Chris Bonno Phillip / Gaffer
• Lou Ferrigno Cain
• Andy Dick Abel
• Jamie Wainer Cliff / Animal Trainer
• Eve Plumb Mrs. Noah
• Fred Kaz Noah
• Ken Sher Ken / Special FX
• Abdul Rezkiv Guard #1
• Anwer Qureshi Guard #2
• Butch Leonard Uncle Sammy
• Ya Parulava Virgin Mary
• Michael Silverback Wiseman #1
• Kelly Perine Wiseman #2
• William Tennies Wiseman #3
• Jamee Natella Angel
• Ron Dorn Officer Toolio
• Soupy Sales Moses
• John Galyean Roland / Editor
• Jan-Patric Schwreterman Frat Boy
• Ray Wolgat Projectionist
• Jim Post Foley Walker
• Ginger Lee 900 Girl
• Chris Kattan Moviegoer #1
• Jerry Lawson Moviegoer #2
• Bradley Marcus Moviegoer #3
• Jeffery M. Marcus Moviegoer #4
• Pascal Fonari Moviegoer #5
• Janae Koralewski Moviegoer #6
• Jonathan Baker Priest
• Richard Bird Protester
• Michael Medved Himself
• Lisa Fichera Cult Follower
• Elizabeth Kelly Julie
• Peter Coca Eddie / Caterer
• Jodie Foster Herself [at the Academy Awards Ceremony]
• Richard Gere Himself
• Jack Nicholson Himself [at the Academy Awards Ceremony]
• Jack Palance Himself [at the Academy Awards Ceremony]
• Rob Reiner Himself [at the Academy Awards Ceremony]