Obsada:

• Tom Arnold Bill Williams
• Eric Gores Aaron Roman
• Linda Hamilton Susan Mandeville
• Joe Mantegna Davis Roman
• Henry Winkler Johnny Bernstein
• Richard Edson Guy Prince
• Shannon Elizabeth Shelby Roman
• Brenda Strong Bonnie Roman
• Arielle Kebbel Arielle
• Yvette Nicole Brown Bunny
• Gabrielle Sanalitro Val
• Laura Michel Kahwaji Laura
• Shaquille O'Neal Himself
• Bill Goldberg Himself
• Pat O'Brien Himself
• Alejandro Patino Apartment Manager
• Felicia Lee Bad Girl
• Eric Dickerson Coach
• Branden R. Morgan Fake Reporter
• Lisa Wilhoit Fake Reporter No. 2
• Melissa Price Melissa
• Brianne Davis Marla
• Melissa Steach Receptionist
• Michael Gores Paparazzi Kid
• Ricky Lee Lawson Paparazzi Kid
• Mark Chadwick Blind Guy
• Jamie Lee Curtis Herself
• Arnold Schwarzenegger Himself
• Penelope Spheeris Herself
• Pablo Eskabar Chloe
• Rakefet Abergel Auditioning Actress
• Brandon Cox Lester losers friend
• Alicia Fusting Bikini girl
• Dominique Grund Chloe
• Kim Kindrick Christy
• Charles Napier Eyepatch-wearing Two Spies boss
• Jennifer Webb Bikini Girl