Obsada:

• Norm MacDonald Willard Fillmore
• Dave Chappelle Rusty P. Hayes
• Elaine Stritch Miss Crock
• Danny DeVito Grover Cleaver
• Daniel Benzali Detective Tom Dewey
• Sherman Hemsley Chip Oswald
• Sarah Silverman Hillary
• Malcolm Stewart Roger
• Lochlyn Munro Officer Richardsen
• Brent Chapman Dane
• Brian Jensen Dane
• Shawn MacDonald Dane
• Kelly Fiddick Dane
• Helena Yea Aunt Mabel
• Lorenzo Campbell Tito
• Damon Thornton Tito's Henchman
• Lorena Gale Angry Momma
• Sue Astley Morgue Operator
• Mark Acheson Mr. Kettle
• Joanna Piros National Anchorwoman
• Samantha Ferris Local Anchorwoman
• Brian Arnold News Anchorman
• Ted Friend News Reporter
• Claire Riley News Reporter
• April Telek News Reporter
• Lois Dellar Policewoman
• Ken Kirzinger Policjant
• Charles Andre Policjant
• Camille Sullivan Flower Shop Clerk
• D. Harlan Cutshall Sharpshooter
• Ben Derrick Cop at Pile Up
• Ann Warn Pegg Meter Maid
• Brent Butt Buddy
• Anthony Harrison Buddy
• Robert Moloney Vice President
• Lloyd Berry Willard's Uncle
• Dee Jay Jackson Garbage Man
• Tygh Runyan Cussing Guy
• Georgina Hegedos Russian Lady
• Khaira Ledeyo Ticket Agent
• Laurie Bekker Chicken Girl
• Martin Amado Chicken Shack Worker
• Irene Miscisco Lady in Beauty Shop
• Tom Heaton Morgue Janitor
• Bam Bam Muffin
• Tony Morelli ND Cop
• Jim Dunn ND Cop
• Maria Arcé Kelnerka
• Michelle Russo Beach Babe