Obsada:

• Anna Faris Cindy
• Regina Hall Brenda
• Craig Bierko Tom
• Bill Pullman Henry Hale
• Anthony Anderson Mahalik
• Leslie Nielsen President Baxter Harris
• Molly Shannon Marilyn
• Michael Madsen Oliver
• Chris Elliott Ezekiel
• Carmen Electra Holly
• Shaquille O'Neal Shaq
• Phil McGraw Dr. Phil
• Cloris Leachman Mrs. Norris
• Conchita Campbell Rachel
• Beau Mirchoff Robbie
• Kevin Hart CJ
• DeRay Davis Marvin
• Simon Rex George
• Youngbloodz Youngbloodz Themselves
• Bryan Callen Harper
• Alonzo Bodden Jamison
• Dave Attell Knifeman
• Holly Madison Blonde #1
• Bridget Marquardt Blonde #2
• Kendra Wilkinson Blonde #3
• Drew Mikuska Cody
• Chingy Chingy On sam
• Fabolous Fabolous Gunman
• Lil' Jon Gloating Driver
• Henry Mah Mr. Koji
• Garrett Masuda Japanese Ghost Boy
• John Reardon Jeremiah
• Campbell Lane Amos
• Catherine Barroll Female Elder #1
• Anna Ferguson Female Elder #2
• Sean Allan Male Elder #2
• Ralph J. Alderman Male Elder #3
• Brad Sihvon 'His Brother, The Sheriff!'
• Dave Leach Mordecai
• Andrew McNee Hoss
• Tomoko Sato Japanese Ghost Woman
• Edward Moss Michael Jackson
• Dru Williams Cindy's Husband
• Debra Wilson Oprah
• Laura Dash Saw Villain / Alien
• David Mylrea Zoltar / 'I'll Pay You'
• Craig Mazin Saw Villain
• David Zucker Zoltar
• Michael McDonald Tiffany Stone
• Champagne Powell Don King
• Steve Archer Secret Service Agent
• Tim Henry Dock Foreman
• Alex Bruhanski Tiffany's Trainer
• Doug Abrahams Fight Referee
• Blaine Anderson Vendor at Fight
• Dale Wolfe Hang Gliding Man
• Ann Warn Pegg Were You Naked?
• Jessica McLeod Little Girl
• David MacKay 'Alien Attack!'
• Tony Ali Terrorist
• Jana Mitsoula Running Woman #1
• Sharon Simms Running Woman #2
• Mark Burgess My Bowels Have Stopped Moving!
• Wes Taylor Marilyn's New Husband
• Gwenda Lorenzetti Mr. Koji's Assistant
• Brenda McDonald Old Lady Henderson
• Tim O'Halloran Pigface Joe
• Darren Rizzolo Spit Take Kid #1
• Adam Cannel Spit Take Kid #2
• Sadie Decoste Spit Take Kid #3
• Michelle Grigor Spit Take Kid #4
• Leandro Iddrisu Spit Take Kid #5
• Justin Callan Spit Take Kid #6
• Crystal Lowe Chingy's Girl #1
• Christie Laing Chingy's Girl #2
• Angelique Naude Chingy's Really Hot Waitress
• Dexter Bell Chingy's Hype Man
• Beverley Breuer Blonde Woman in Alien Basket
• Scott Barratt Fight Announcer
• Barry W. Levy National Spokesman
• Darryl Scheelar Shotgun Man
• Rorelee Tio Yoko
• Steve Kiziak Tom's Neighbor #1
• Link Baker Tom's Neighbor #2
• Kimberley Buchanan Tom's Neighbor #3
• Kathryn Dobbs School Teacher
• Tony Morelli Ball Scratcher
• Tina Hosford Wet T-Shirt Girl #1
• Elisa King Wet T-Shirt Girl #2
• Andrea Morrow Wet T-Shirt Girl #3
• Monica Dillon Mahalik's Grandmother
• Sarah Edmondson Bar Waitress
• Kwesi Ameyaw Żołnierz
• Ted Friend Reporter
• Daniel Bruce Belgian Minister
• Chic Gibson UN Diplomat #1
• Robbie Segulam UN Diplomat #2
• Nimet Kanji UN Diplomat #3
• Gabriela Cerecero UN Diplomat #4
• Michael Ikeda UN Diplomat #5
• Mina E. Mina UN Diplomat #6
• Ahmad Sharmrou UN Diplomat #7
• Steadwick D'Penha UN Diplomat #8
• Gregory Bennett UN Diplomat #9
• Uget Ebony UN Diplomat #10
• George Grove Doktor
• André Benjamin Jack
• Amber Borycki Tancerz
• James Earl Jones Narrator
• Johnny Lumpkin Village Person
• Patrice O'Neal Rasheed
• Charlie Sheen Tom
• Kimani Ray Smith Cut Man
• Chris Williams Marcus
• K. Sylwester Zielinski Man in Background