Obsada:

• Nathan Lane Ernest "Ernie" Smuntz
• Lee Evans Lars Smuntz
• Vicki Lewis April Smuntz
• Maury Chaykin Alexander Falko
• Eric Christmas Ernie and Lars' Lawyer
• Michael Jeter Quincy Thorpe
• Debra Christofferson Ingrid
• Camilla Søeberg Hilde, the Bench Lady
• Ian Abercrombie Auctioneer
• Annabelle Gurwitch Roxanne Atkins
• Eric Poppick The Banker
• Ernie Sabella Maury, the Cat Care Society Owner
• William Hickey Rudolph Smuntz
• Christopher Walken Caeser, the Exterminator
• Cliff Emmich Mayor McKringle
• Melanie MacQueen Mrs. McKringle, the mayor's Wife
• Brianna Shebby Becky
• Danielle Shebby Betty
• Leslie Upson Leslie Reinhart
• Mario Cantone Zeppco Suit #1
• Peter Anthony Rocca Zeppco Suit #2
• Steve Bean Lester Dinkus
• Suzanne Krull Waitress #1
• William Frankfather Mr. Texas
• Patrick Thomas Construction Worker #1
• Peter Gregory Doktor
• E.J. Callahan Historical Clerk
• Susan Blommaert Ms. Park Avenue
• Valorie Armstrong Franklin's Wife
• Michael X. Sommers Ratownik medyczny
• Michael Ross Policjant
• José Rey Cuban Postal Worker
• Carmen Filpi Pallbearer #4
• Harper Roisman Factory Worker #1
• David Fresco Factory Worker #2
• Scott Alan Smith City Paramedic
• Sarah Dampf Crying Child
• Orville Stoeber Expert #1
• David Weisenberg Expert #2
• Fred Pierce Large Nosed Man
• Clement Blake Homeless Man
• Saverio Carubia Fotograf
• Pep Torres Bus Boy
• Jack Angeles Kennel Employee