Obsada:

• Brooke Shields Skye Daley
• William Sadler Dick Brian
• Eduardo Ricard George Ramirez #1
• Henry Carbo George Ramirez #2
• Deep Roy George Ramirez #3
• Mihaly 'Michu' Meszaros George Ramirez #3
• Brian Brophy Kevin
• Michael Stoyanov Ernie
• Morgan Fairchild Stewardess
• Alex Zuckerman Stuey Gluck
• Megan Ward Julie
• Randy Quaid Elijah C. Skuggs
• Jaime Cardriche Toad
• Nicholas Cohn Bob Vila Look-A-Like
• Derek McGrath Worm
• Jeff Kahn Nosey
• John Hawkes Cowboy
• Mr. T The Bearded Lady
• Karyn Malchus Sockhead
• Lee Arenberg The Eternal Flame
• Patti Tippo Rosie the Pinhead
• Tim Burns Frogman
• Bob Goldthwait Sockhead as Tourist / Voice of Sockhead
• Don Stark Editor
• Arturo Gil Clown
• Alex Winter Ricky Coogan
• Tom Stern Man #2 / Milkman
• Gibby Haynes Cheese Wart
• Pamela Mant Nun
• Joe Baker Prof. Nigel Crump
• L.S. Kruse Peasant Woman #1
• Marilyn Garcia Peasant Woman #2
• Rick Le Clair Screaming Hippie
• Georgina Valdez Screaming Woman
• Calvert DeForest Larry 'Bud' Melman
• Michael Gilden Eye
• Joseph S. Griffo N. Eye
• Jack Yates Security Guy
• Ray Baker Bill Blazer
• J.D. Silvester Biker
• Jon M. Chu Giant Stuey Monster
• Vincent Hammond Giant Rick Monster
• David Bowe EES Assistant
• Chuck Bulot FBI Chief
• David Roberson FBI Guy
• James B. Rogers Another FBI Guy
• Keanu Reeves Ortiz the Dog Boy