Obsada:

• Trey Parker Joe Cooper
• Matt Stone Doug Remer
• Dian Bachar Squeak Scolari
• Yasmine Bleeth Jenna Reed
• Jenny McCarthy Yvette Denslow
• Ernest Borgnine Ted Denslow
• Robert Vaughn Baxter Cain
• Trevor Einhorn Joey Thomas
• Bob Costas On sam
• Al Michaels On sam
• Robert Stack Himself - Unsolved Mysteries Host
• Reggie Jackson On sam
• Dan Patrick On sam
• Kenny Mayne On sam
• Tim McCarver On sam
• Pat O'Brien On sam
• Jim Lampley On sam
• Dale Earnhardt On sam
• Kareem Abdul-Jabbar On sam
• Victoria Silvstedt Ona sama
• Reel Big Fish Themselves
• Curt Gowdy World Series Announcer
• Justin Chapman Little Coop
• Matthew Murray Little Remer
• Mark Goodson Dirk Jansen
• Matt Sloan Darcy
• Peter Navy Tuiasosopo Ed Tuttle
• Robert E. Lee New Jersey Informant
• Greg Grunberg Wilke - New Jersey Informant
• Michael Garvey San Antonio Defender
• Paul Michael Robinson Mime Psych-Out
• Kevin Michael Richardson Peripatetic Player
• Micah McCain Heather Kaiser
• Cory Oliver Brittany Kaiser
• Keith Gibbs Davis
• Jayme Gallante Redmond
• Francis X. McCarthy Dr. Kaiser
• Blair Besten Stephanie
• Stanley G. Sawicki Skidmark Steve
• Bret Lewis News Anchor
• Richard Johnson Referee
• Joey Diaz Referee
• Michael Matthys Referee
• Jill Gascoine Hospital Nurse
• Charlotte Zucker Surgery Nurse
• John Fink Surgeon
• Kato Kaelin Driveway Announcer
• David Osokow Driveway Player
• Iqbal Theba Factory Manager
• Susan Breslau Denslow's Niece Susan
• Danielle Zucker Inheritor
• Maureen Ardolino Inheritor
• Father Andrew Herman Cabbie
• Jeff Wright Fireman
• Ray Xifo Riverdance Referee
• Titus Napoleon Sumo Wrestler
• Stephen McHattie Narrator
• Julie Dolan Beer Barrel
• Janeane Ardolino Fan
• Jeremy Breslau Fan
• Adam Lilling Fan
• Phoebe Lipkis Fan
• Alma Avery Beers Cheerleader
• Nancy Bates Beers Cheerleader
• Kelli Camarena Beers Cheerleader
• Brooke Morales Beers Cheerleader
• Heidi Schweizer Beers Cheerleader
• Jenifer Strovas Beers Cheerleader
• Andrea Wenzel Beers Cheerleader
• Michelle Boehle Felons Cheerleader
• Tani Kristiansen Felons Cheerleader
• Rebecca Lin Felons Cheerleader
• Jeanine Orci Felons Cheerleader
• Jessica Page Felons Cheerleader
• Raydeen Revilla Felons Cheerleader
• Chanel Ryan Felons Cheerleader
• Grant Baciocco Fan Cam Blocking Fan
• Mike Butters Baseketball Referee
• Cathy Carlson Slacker
• Troy Christian Riverdancing Football Player #55
• Ken Costanza Fan
• Dave Cox Denslow's Assistant
• Mia Crowe Mimi Lee
• Alexandra Ella Horrified Fan
• Maria Celeste Genitempo Fan
• Cameron Glenar Fan
• Lloyd Gordon Umpire / dancer
• Casey Hendershot Foul Shooter, San Francisco Team
• Charles Hough LA World Series Pithcer
• Brian Kirchoff Reporter
• Jessica Lee Cheerleader
• Shannon Malone Cheerleader
• Robert McGowen Child Who Needs Help
• Kelly Monaco Pole-Dancing Cheerleader Sharon
• Linda O'Neil Middle Pole-Dancing Cheerleader
• Raphael Sbarge Minnesota Spokesman
• C.B. Spencer Beers Ballgirl
• Dylan Tarason BASEketball Player
• David Zucker Man with shooting Hot Dog