Obsada:

• Graham Chapman Brother / British pedestrian / Mr. Harrison (Apricot) / Sergeant-Major / 'Hell's Grannies' policeman / Jimmy Blankensop / Sir Edward Ross / Restaurant patron #1 / Letter Writer / Oliver St. John Mollusk
• John Cleese Announcer / Hungarian Man / Self-Defence Teacher / Sir George Head / Policeman / Interviewer / Mr. Praline / Second General / Christopher Columbus / Mungo the Cook / Bank Robber / Accountant #2 (falling past the window) / Vocational Guidance Counselor /
• Terry Gilliam Self-defence nun / Flasher / Uncle Sam / Caterpillar man / Sign holder
• Eric Idle Prosecutor / Marriage Counselor / Arthur Nudge / Self-defence student #4 (interested in pointed sticks) / 'Hell's Grannies' analyst / Arthur Wilson / Arthur Wilson Two / Nightclub Emcee / Linkman / First General / Restaurant Manager / Lingerie Shop Owner
• Terry Jones Stage Manager / Tobacconist / 2nd Hungarian Man / Squire / Self-defence student #3 / Tenant #1 / Flasher / Mouse Organist Ken Ewing / Fat Soldier / Waiter / Nude Organist / Brian / Nigel Incubator Jones
• Michael Palin Man with tape recorder / Phrasebook Author / Arthur Pewtey / Self-defence student #2 / Tenant #2 / Lost His Wallet / Shrill Petrol Announcer / Milkman / Ernest Scribbler / Bevis (pet shop employee / lumberjack) / Headwaiter Gilberto / Herbert Anchovy / G
• Carol Cleveland Dierdre Pewtey / Storyteller / Milkman Collector / Restaurant Patron #2 / Elsbeth
• Connie Booth Best Girl
• Neville Chamberlain On sam
• Winston Churchill On sam
• Adolf Hitler On sam
• Lesley Judd Distraught Mother
• Richard Nixon On sam
• King George VI On sam
• Queen Elizabeth Mother the Queen Ona sama